So I get to choir practice then Auntie Irma and Fatima ask if dating a 54 year old is too old. I say yes. I ask why. They say that Fatima knows an Irishman and want to fix me up with him. Noo.... Then they ask me if I want kids I say yes. How many? Two or three.

I tell them I still like a guy who has a girlfiriend. They say not to think about him and that I should start dating other people. I tell them that I'm just picky. They still want to fix me up with someone.